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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders, via frosted)

satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD

(Source: kokonose, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

image

(Source: fruitcrocs, via crunchier)

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

(Source: phobias, via crunchier)

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

(Source: unclefather, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via crunchwrapsuprerne)

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via crunchwrapsuprerne)

bey0nd-galaxy:

If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine

(via trust)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

(Source: asterkid, via frosted)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)

risaellen:

vinesause:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

image

no one man should have all that power

image

(via trust)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders, via frosted)

satsukisexual:

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD

(Source: kokonose, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

image

(Source: fruitcrocs, via crunchier)

phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

(Source: phobias, via crunchier)

chickensandwich:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

(Source: unclefather, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

(via crunchwrapsuprerne)

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake, via crunchwrapsuprerne)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via crunchwrapsuprerne)

(Source: spybook, via distraction)

bey0nd-galaxy:

If you don’t mind cuddling all day or being lazy and sleeping on top of me while watching movies. Or eating pizza or getting hickies. Come be mine

(via trust)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

(Source: asterkid, via frosted)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)

risaellen:

vinesause:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

image

no one man should have all that power

image

(via trust)

About:

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure don't deserve me at my best.

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